People for the American Way is having a McPalin Haiku contest. Go to the website and pick your favorite. Here were a few I thought were worthy.
And that pesky Bill of Rights.
Who needs’ em? WINK. WINK. — Jean Hall
Do you want McCain
To choose a Supreme Court judge
Like he chose Palin? — Scott & Susan Hanway
Palin knows nothing
About the Constitution.
Puppets don’t have to. — Madeleine Kane
Dust thick on text books.
Evolution was a fad.
Science dead? You betcha. — Laura Welch
Now in the toilet by Bush
McCain will flush it — Karl Kauffman