Prematurely plowing: Palin seeking open door

Premature: adj. happening, arriving, existing, or performed before the proper, usual, or intended time

Plow: v. to cleave the surface of or move through

Sarah Palin was interviewed yesterday on Fox News. Here’s what she said when asked if she’d run in 2012:

Palin said she will rely on faith. “Putting my life in my creator’s hands — this is what I always do,” she said.

“This is what I always do. I’m like, O.K., God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I’m like, don’t let me miss the open door. Show me where the open door is. Even if it’s cracked up a little bit, maybe I’ll plow right on through that and maybe prematurely plow through it, but don’t let me miss an open door. And if there is an open door in ‘12 or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I’ll plow through that door.”

I’m like, OK, God, if Sarah Palin tries to plow through another national door, I’m like, ya know, may it be made of 12″ thick concrete.

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2 responses to “Prematurely plowing: Palin seeking open door

  1. 12″ thick and reinforced with titanium bars. This woman is still a danger and needs to be kept away from national politics. And I think her key words were “an opportunity for me”. I believe that everything she does is with thoughts of her own self interest.
    Maybe we can create a special post: The Alaska Center for National Danger Alerts, With a Special Eye on Russia. And appoint her as czar of this position. Then send her to that little island on the coast, the one close to Russia.

  2. LOVE IT!!
    In a magnanimous show of bipartisanship Obama appoints her Ambassador of that little island – puts her in a lookout tower and tells her not to come out till she see the whites of Putin’s eyes!