Paper: n. a felted sheet of (usually) vegetable fibers laid down on a fine screen from a water suspension
Pootie: n. slang name for cute pets, cats especially
In this case, the paper is of the soft fluffy variety used to wipe your butt, or when tissue is unavailable, a runny nose.
There’s a lot to say about toilet paper – and recently the New York Times did a long article about how environmentally UNfriendly the toilet paper most Americans use is – and to suggest that recycled toilet paper is the way to go.
But I’m speaking only peripherally about sustainability – the sustainability of using soft fluffy rolls of paper in my house at all.
It’s about my cat, Bama.
First he discovered paper towels and chewed his way through a couple of rolls before I hid it in the kitchen cupboard and put out extra cloth towels. Thwarted, he moved into the bathroom.
I was almost asleep a few nights ago when I heard a strange sound coming from the direction of the bathroom, which I can’t begin to describe, but since I knew I was the only one at home it was very alarming.
This is what I saw when I opened the door:
I left the room to replace my camera battery and caught this…
There are all sorts of videos on YouTube of this phenomenon (search for “cats and toilet paper”) but the one I’d like to direct Bama’s attention to is this one, where the cat has learned to poop in the toilet first. Having just changed yet another stinky litterbox I’m all for toilet training. All I need is time and PATIENCE…