Popinjay: n. a vain and talkative person, a strutting and supercillious person
Pat: v. to tap or stroke gently with the hand to soothe, caress, or show approval
Panda: n. a large black-and-white mammal that eats shoots and leaves (joke)
One of the world’s biggest blowhards is sweetly bested by John Stewart. I loved this little segment: